DUMB FELINE

omfg a stupid cat just tried to attack me!! 

it purred and wanted to jump into my room through the window!

but guess what?

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oh jumped it did.

but it banged itself against the mosquito netting LMAO!! xD xD xD

dai sei haha.

Pomegranate NS08

this phone is set to outsmart all smart phones available in the market.

the Pomegranate NS08 has 5 interesting features other than the ones available in the latest business phones to capture everyone's attention:

1. Projector: – It projects your presentation up to a 72 inch screen size. Movies can be watched with NS 08 with theater experience.

2. Global Voice Transmitter: – This isn’t a fiction movie script; NS 08 has GVT which includes 50 languages, so you can communicate virtually in any part of the world. With this language is never a barrier.

3. Coffee Brewer: – A fresh cup coffee from your smart phone? Yes its possible, Just insert small brewer packet and pomegranate will brew coffee in 30 sec.

4. Shaver: – Forgot to shave? You can do it on the way with the NS 08 shaver. You can shave and talk on the NS 08 simultaneously.

5. Harmonica: – This makes room even for relaxation. With the harmonica you can use your NS 08 as mouth organ.

think it's a revolutionary phone? can't wait to get your hands on this baby?

head on to their website, *Pomegranate* and check out all the things this phone has to offer. explore everything. and then tell me what you think about it.

PS: :my bf's a noob kia! <3

let's boogie tonight! HAHA!

recollection

you know, it's really funny. when you see a despicable someone, with a dumb someone, at the opposite side of the escalator. you're going ↑ , they're going ↓ . in a split second, it's like time stands still. and it is FREAKING FUNNY to see that SOAB's face turn really pale.

面青口唇白. what a nice colour on him. hahaha.

i would kill to know exactly how he felt at that moment. did he had the urge to jump off the escalator? did he feel like digging a hole and burying his fugly fuckface? did he want to just NOT exist at that moment?

neh. see his 缩春样 also know his prolly froze right there right then when he saw us. maybe he peed in his pants a little too. teehee.

really seems like he 看到鬼. :D

yikes

just now after dinner, i cut an orange to eat.

1st bite.

okay.

2nd bite.

also still okay.

3rd bite.

mm?

4th bite.

how come the taste a bit weird har?

5th bite.

omg. the tip of my tongue is burning.

that can't be right.

6th bite.

it's hot!!! as in spicy hot!!!

CHILI HOT!!!

YAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i hate chili!!!


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yuan lai,

my dad used the fruit knife to cut chili earlier on.

and the chili residue was still stuck to the knife.

and i used it to cut orange.

DAMN!

*head banging against the wall*

the dangerous... the hazardous...

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CHILI ORANGE @@

and also,

i present to you,

the cousin of

the Leaning Tower of Pisa...

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the leaning bottle of kicap soya cair 666

xD xD xD

if you don't find it as funny as i think it is, too bad ;p

too funny to NOT pass on!!! xD

cb rodent in my house!!!

THERE'S A FREAKING SQUIRREL IN MY

HOUSE ZOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @@ @@ @@

first i spotted it outside my bedroom window,

then the weekly cleaner maid wanted to wash

the porch and she saw it too. then i went outside

to have a look, the next thing i know, it dashed

into my freaking house!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it went behind

the couch, then it darted across the room and went

behind the piano!!! and it's still there!!!!!!!!!!

what the hell do i do now?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

now i'm practically :'-D -ing

fatma's also laughing at me cuz she thought i wasn't afraid.

excuse me hor, i'm not afraid of squirrels okay.

it's just that they are fast. REAL FAST okay.

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HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EEEEEEKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!

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UPDATE!

16:48

it's gone!!! yay!!!

all because of fatma. cuz she said she's scared and

can't work with the squirrel around. so, she

opened all the windows in the living room, and

placed a barrier between us and IT, and she used

the broomstick to chase it. it took quite awhile,

but si tupai finally jumped up the window sill,

and jumped out! and we hurriedly slammed the

door and closed all the windows lol xD

YAY!!!!

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

;)

dominic's pine cone shit

my nephew, dominic, just shitted shat passed motion on my KITCHEN FLOOR!!!!! xD xD xD

at the time of the incident, only he and lil chick were in the kitchen. lil chick claimed to have heard him squatting and making some weird "mmm mmm" sounds and when she attended to him and asked him to stand up, *PLOOOP!* his shit fell out of his pants!!! xD in the shape of a PINE CONE summore omg!!! xD xD xD

see this lil fella summore "ke si ke si"
stand there so innocently... cis. lol.

pine cone shaped shit.
cool bo?!?! xD



omg. laugh till stomach pain :'-D

what the EFF?????

LISTEN TO THIS!! DAMN KAO FUNNY LA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! xD





HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!


thoughts, anyone? ;)



out,

bell-pepper